Fiscal/Cume reports
People that speed out in front of you then drive 6 miles an hour
Not having enough money to buy Christian Louboutin heels
Not having enough calluses on my feet to weather through an evening in said heels
Poorly blended Jamba Juice- lazy bastards!
Soy milk- aka bean juice people, bean juice! Milk of a bean!
Doormen at night clubs- losers!
Too much air conditioning
Walking into someone's fart fog on the street
Pulling into my garage which is about 6 inches too small to make the task easy
Breaking the mirror on my truck because of above- dammit!
My box of fantasy pants- how they mock me!
More to come....
Friday, July 06, 2007
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